A “Russian Lady" refers to a male who places their scrotum as well as penis between their legs as to hide their crotch bulge in order to look more like a woman.
This term is usually reserved for drag queens, transsexuals, cross dressing heterosexuals, and perhaps the mentally unstable. (same as "Ball Tucker")
In order to dress for the WeHo parade, Danny had to perform a Russian Lady.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.