A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.
by dodgypigeon March 12, 2021

A ridiculously hairy vagina.
by Triple Double Dipper October 27, 2008

when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.
Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.
by henraldo4prez December 20, 2008

The use of one's cotton candy wrapped in a similar fashion to that of a hat around the head of a penis. Once put into place, this hat is sucked off until every last sugar droplet has been consumed.
by Dicks In July 30, 2010
