This one gets tricky..

You have a woman (or man) lie flat on their back on the floor. They proceed to pull their knees to their forehead resulting in their rectum being in the upward position and level with the world. Their anus is then gaped open allowing things to be inserted.

You poor in the oatmeal, followed by your choice of milk or water. Eat it quick to have it cold or give it a few minutes to rise to body temp!
Man, I could go for a nice warm bowl of Russian Oatmeal!
by SlightRacism April 7, 2020
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