The brutal act, of being restrained, and having a set of vice grip pliers, clamped to ether testicle at the same time, as a form of torture. Performed by the KGB when exchange of information is absolutely necessary. This will often cause extreme pain, often popped testicles, and leave the victim unable to speak in low baritone voices.
Guy 2: "Dude, Poor Joe."
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
Guy 3: "What happened to him?"
Guy 2: "He got the Russian Nut Cracker..."
Guy 1: (In a really high voice)"Hi Guys!"
by Sangelo December 16, 2009
Get the Russian Nut Cracker mug.The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.
by Ball Bustin Bob April 4, 2016
Get the Russian Nutcracker mug.Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off
Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?
by ScroTard June 20, 2022
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