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Russ Up !! 

Can be screamed whilst rising at the back stick to unleash the mother of all headers only to take it on the bridge of the nose or can also be used when departing for a night of needless drinking because like the footballing example your rising to the occasion with the best of interests only to go home with a bloody nose and in absolute pieces !!
Dip yer shoulder leave the defender for dead, get to the back stick leap like a tin of salmon and scream "RUSSSSSSS UPPPPPP !!!" - whallop take it on the nose !

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Join a group of like minded individuals and whilst making your way your public house of choice embark on header simiulations whilst screaming "RUSSSSS UPPPPPPPPP"
Russ Up !! by harrymonk October 27, 2003
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russ it up 

Epic fail. All talk no game. In over your head. A non profane way to say you fucked up.
Johnny russ'ed it up when he did a back flip and landed on his face.
Man you really russ'ed it up when you failed your skills assesment.
Don't russ it up on your final this semester.
russ it up by 0m3 June 29, 2011

russ him up 

jeff didnt let me finish inside him come we go russ him up fam
russ him up by dirtyhoetapper October 19, 2016

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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