The alternate to suicide. It's a better option in almost all points considered.
Guy 1: My Life Sucks
Guy 2: Yeah, So Does Mine
Guy 1: No I mean it really sucks
Goth Girl: Then You Should Think About Suicide, Like I Have
Guy 1: No
Guy 2: Yeah, Shut Up Bitch & Suck Guy 1: So What Should I Do?
Guy 2: Hop On A Greyhound, Run Away
Something women do when you start winning the argument.
Logic Attack *she runs
Fact Attack *she runs
Females cant win in a man's world (logic ,criticism, accountability), so they run away to not face the consequences of being wrong.
Not so tough now are ya?
The thing you do when you want to make hasty getaway from Lord Pink Floyd's twitch.tv channel. Made Infamous by "Iriish" and "Jackontheattack."
lord_pink_floyd: Alright we have 10 votes for white, and 10 for black
(Iriish has joined the channel)
Iriish: I choose white.
Scubasteve23: What the heck, how does he even..
Zookeeper87: You got some 'splaining to do, Mr. Iriish
Iriish: Oh no..
Iriish: RUN AWAY!
(Iriish has left the channel)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.