Rule of Sixes

The four qualities women require men to have when it comes to dating, unfortunately. The more you have, the better your chances with women.

1.) 6 feet tall
2.) 6 figure salary
3.) 6 inch D
4.) 6 pack abs

Fat ugly bitch: (looks at Bumble) "Oh he's cute but he's 5'9, wtf! I just want a guy who is **lists the rule of sixes**"

Cute friend: "Omg yessss bitch! You deserve that. You are such a catch!"

Fat ugly bitch: "Omg thanks girl! I mean you dated Chaz who checked all 4 boxes, but then he just ghosted you and blocked you after you guys had sex"

Cute friend: "Ugh yeah what a fu cking douchebag. And TJ too, except he was married so like whatever"

Fat ugly bitch: "Ugh we're gonna be single forever. Let's just camp out in front of Drake's house"

***Normal guy walks up to them***

Fat ugly bitch & Cute friend: (same time) "Sorry I have a boyfriend"

Normal guy: (didn't even get to shoot his shot) "God damn rule of sixes. This is why dating today is the worst it's ever been in history"

Rule of Sixes by Lit Romney June 9, 2020

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Rule of Sixes

In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:

1] Must be at least six feet tall
2] Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3] Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4] Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)

If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.

Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy

Rule of Sixes by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019

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"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

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"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

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