Rug Rager

A 'Rug Rager' is somebody who licks carpet/vagina all day every day, they can't hepl themselves to a little bit of carpet licking.

Chris: I met this hot chick last night, turns out she's a rug rager
Joe: Man that sucks.

by Peter Luke Harris March 3, 2010

rug rage

1. The state of being upset by or angry at a woven floor covering. 2. An act of semi violent & frustrated masterbaition that can only be practiced by female have humans.

I'm so angry with my recent rug purchase that I'm suffering a severe case of rug rage. It's been so long between sexual partners that i think I might just go home and rug rage.

by RugRager March 14, 2015

Road Rage Rug Burn

The aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. The rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the asshole who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your cock and gives your penis an Indian burn, giving you a Road Rage Rug Burn.

I bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.

by Your friendly neighborhood... November 27, 2015