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Any analogy, metaphor, etc where the person speaking/writing is attempting to use a common phrase but messes it up by either mixing multiple common phrases, or simply replaces key words in the phrase with incorrect words. The most important aspect of a ruddism is that they are not done on purpose. The person must think they said it correctly.
Examples of a ruddism:

"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
ruddism by He3Times July 28, 2017
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A sentence or phrase comparing a recent experience to a smart or witty sentence that would be said in a movie starring Paul Rudd.
Cliff: ...That's almost as gay as the Miley Cirus PSA telling us not to call things "gay".

Luke: Dude, nice Ruddism! That sounds like something out of a Paul Rudd movie!

ref: "You know how I know you're gay? You listen to Coldplay" -40 Year Old Virgin
Ruddism by Mimi227 December 18, 2009
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‘rudism’ - when someone is being rude to you
someone- ‘ oh you’re looking ugly today
me- ‘ that’s rudism ’
Rudism by quackxquack July 22, 2018
Sandra got up ubruptly and left a conversation with her friend with out a word. For she was an active practioner of rudism.
Rudism by Allme15 February 2, 2019
The belief that the character known formally as, "Rudeus Greyrat." Is the perfect definition of a human being and one worth defending.
Jason's belief in Rudyism led him to defend Rudeus Greyrat as the perfect example of humanity.
Rudyism by Robert. S. Jenkins December 20, 2024

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026