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Ruby Slipper

The act of inserting a foot into a vagina multiple times until it is covered with blood.
"Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."

"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
Ruby Slipper by austios May 6, 2008

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

Ruby Slipper

It's when you stick your foot in a woman's vagina and walk around.
Ya, she still cant get up from the ruby slipper I gave her. I think she's out cold from it.
Ruby Slipper by Makes up o da words November 17, 2006

Ruby Slipper

Man them Ruby Slippers sure are going down good tonight!
Ruby Slipper by Drgizmo June 14, 2016

RubySlippers 

The name of the relationship between Dorothy Gale and Ruby Lucas/Red Riding Hood i ABC's Once Upon A Time.
Fangirl1: GUYSSS! Did you see the last episode?

Fangilr2: No what was the paring? Mulan Roughe or what?
Fangirl1: It was RubySlippers like the title!
Fangirl3: So Dorothy and Ruby making out? Cool!
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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