"Sally was pissing me off so much last night I decided to try for a ruby slipper and got blood all over the carpet."
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
"Man I haven't clipped my toe nails in forever!"
"Dude! you better be careful about where you stick those you're going to get a ruby slipper"
by austios May 06, 2008
by Makes up o da words November 18, 2006
by Drgizmo April 12, 2016
When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
Skank- uh uh uh
( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.
by dirtychevy May 15, 2016
by Redis12 June 15, 2011