The 37th element in the perio dicktable. It is a alkaline metal who has 5 PEL and has e- configeration of Kr5s1. Rubidium is also the element that road cyclists go crazy about. It is said that GCN - Global Cycling Network, Pro cyclists, and serious ametures, controlls 69.420% of all the world Rubidium. This stupid grey metal is also nicknamed "Road-bikedium" by the people in lycra. Road cyclists also enslave people like gays and homosexuals to work in Rubidium mines for their own gain. GCN alone owns a whopping 1,337 slaves primarly from SE asia and Africa to work in Rubidium mines for GCN's personal gain.
Rubidium - the 37th element that cyclists go crazy about for zero reason.
A Rubidium Shake is a highly edgy and illegal drink, often containing narcotics and cheap alcohol. The target audience for this beverage was originally teenagers, but it is sometimes used by the older generations too.
"Boss? Are you drinking a Rubidium Shake?"
"NO! Wait... Am I? And also... Am I on fire? And why is that Unicorn licking Bill Gates?"
".... This is why you're not meant to drink a Rubidium Shake, Boss..."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”