Royal Oak 

Where bougie meets alcoholism. While royal joke is a quaint "family town" by day it moonlights as a the DUI capital of Michigan. Specializes in dumb shit like having a 'Royal Oak-Beverly Hills' and racist teens.

Seth: "Yo dude you wanna hit downtown Royal Oak?"
Brandon: "Hell yeah bro! Fifth Ave!?"

Royal Oak by hehehehehahahahahohohoho January 8, 2018

Royal Oak 

An inner-ring city bordering Detroit MI where affluent, majority white, young-ish and Boomer-aged families reside and congregate in the "Downtown," which resembles an upscale hospital food court.

Many of its residents will visit another inner-ring city, Ferndale, which is the gay equivalent and slightly less racist, with the intent to gain cred by claiming to have visited Detroit over the weekend.

Royal Oak is, in essence, a county psychiatric ward's worth of imbedded trauma, but completely saturated in Botox. The city's main potential, however, is that it will one day become Southern California but in the sense that it's actually Datona.

When I retire, I want to move to Royal Oak so that I can relax and finally use slurs in public but call it refinement.

Royal Oak by GetBrent December 11, 2022

royal oak 

Our water sucks, our kids are fat, our schools are poor, and our winters suck, come visit royal oak to get high with some middle school kids and talk aboot hockey.

"the party's in royal oak? thats greasy."

royal oak by ya boi from the paint June 5, 2017

sew my royal oaks 

To travel abroad and draw ones name in the sand

I need to leave to sew my royal oaks, not blow anyone’s back out.

sew my royal oaks by HolyBoy999 July 6, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019