The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
Republican from Alabama who fucks children but campaigns on a family values platform. He's said to have produced Glenn Beck when he fucked William Barr back in the 80s. Also slang for any STD that you think is gone, but then suddenly is back.
Joe, stop thumping the bible; I know that you slept with your niece last night. You're such a fucking Roy Moore!
by Notdevinnunes November 25, 2019
v. To molest little girls while in a position of authority, especially while making bullshit claims about how your aberrant and horrible behavior is justified by the Bible, or it's fake news, etc. Also see kiddie fiddler.
by alcifer November 14, 2017
Two gay men fornicating on a bench, typically in public. Named in honor of homophobic Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, because such an act done in public would cause removal from said bench.
by Rainbow Pancake January 07, 2016