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The infamous rowie otherwise labelled more formally and conveniently as the buttery is a long time aberdeenshire food legacy. Originally baked to fuel the hardy fishermen of the north sea, this fat dense Scottish bread roll traditionally with lard as its keystone can take on anything, including your entire cardiovascular system. The only thing delicate about this food delicacy is its status as a lesser known s-tier food! This is especially true in an increasingly globalised world with rowies now being available for online order, making rowie withdrawal symptoms far less common amongst those who cant travel to the beautiful lands that are the north east of Scotland.
How do you like your rowies in the morning?

I like them very much and I also like them at noon, evening and night! But my heart don't.

A 4 pack of rowies goes great with a pack of gaviscon!
Rowie by Minddump August 24, 2021
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Rowie, a unique name for a unique person. Her stunning looks match her bubbly personality, it's hard not to find yourself wanting more. A Rowie has everyone falling in love but she only returns the favour with those she can trust, more often than not striking up relationships with close friends who have been around for years.

Their bodies are perfect and their sexual activity is limited and usually starts later in life but it's no surprises that they are awesome in bed with the hidden wild side each one has
"How hot is Rowie!"
"Yeah it's only taken me 5 years to break out of the friend zone!"
Rowie by Pommy pete July 2, 2014
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noun: a traditional savoury roll served in north east Scotland
"aitkens serve mujic rowies"
rowie by Stuart Freck November 13, 2003
A person that is nice to every one
Rowie: A person that is nice to every one
Rowie by Paicey May 30, 2021
Rohypnol.
A common date-rape drug.
"Slip her a rowie."
rowie by Diego August 25, 2003

Eric Rowelled

When someone gets Eric Rowelled, they are stabbed in the back, only after this individual has had time to prepare his or her get away. They usually surround themselves with other backstabbers and finger pointers so they feel their actions are justified.
Now that they are friends, I wonder if anyone else will get Eric Rowelled?
Eric Rowelled by My logic June 18, 2010

Tryhard Rower 

A tryhard rower is a idiot that is too stupid to do anything related to academics so they have to join a sport that requires zero thinking processes and wave their arms around and flex their none existent muscles infront of all the intelligent human beings. Common names for tryhard rowers are: Ewan, Riley, Dylan, Braden, Martin and Nick. Tryhard Rowers also likes to eat bad pasta and drink badly mixed power drinks at the rowing races.
Oh Nick is being a tryhard Rower, he is getting teary and mad because we are not trying hard enough.
Tryhard Rower by killerkermit04 February 17, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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