did you hear about that guy at billy's party? he wheeled some bird and took her for some rotundering, he touched her thigh but spewed and passed out before he could slip a digit and introduce her to a game of pong knuckle
by everything else was taken 2 June 15, 2022
Get the Rotunderingmug. Adjective,: to be round in stature, unable to see testicles while standing upright, grotesque in physical appearance due to layers of fat on body
The Raw and Uncut is rotund to the point where gastric bypass surgery would do nothing to help his physical limitations. In fact, there is no known cure to date that would subside his rotundness.
by Dbells November 12, 2008
Get the Rotundmug. A term generally used to describe a male or female of great obesity. Persons who are described by this term often seen to eat a lot of shit and don't give a fuck about what others think about the size of their fat asses.
Guy 1: "Hey look it's Billy with a smoking hot blonde!!"
Guy 2: "How the fuck does that Rotund asshole get so lucky! The fat fuck!"
Guy 2: "How the fuck does that Rotund asshole get so lucky! The fat fuck!"
by Bleeped June 24, 2017
Get the Rotundmug. by The Grand Nippler March 31, 2015
Get the Rotund Lint Ballmug. When a nigga be on that pack.
by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019
Get the Rotund Nigga Cactusmug. The polite term for a friend who happens to be a tubby lard-bucket but has a nice personality. Instead of defining the word "Treat" as "occasional decadent snack or foodstuff which is consumed as a rarity" defines it as "something that I'd completely red on the traffic light system that is eaten at every meal...and every snack inbetween". Owners of all inclusive hotels quake at the sight of these fat fucks arriving on the coach and parking their mobility scooters in front of the food court at the start of their two week vacation.
The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
The type of person who thinks broken biscuits are fine to eat because all the calories have fallen out or eating whilst cooking doesn't count towards their daily allowance as it's basically Quality Control
Dave: Have you seen Pleasantly Rotund Sandra anywhere on the complex
John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
John: Yeah, she's just having a bit of a treat before the chocolate fountain gets switched on at 9am to keep her energy levels up.
by Mustafa Shite July 20, 2024
Get the Pleasantly Rotundmug.