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Rot Maxing 

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.
He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing
Rot Maxing by CrippledCow March 21, 2024
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rot maxxing 

Rotting at your fullest.
You empty worthless piece of shit
“Dude, can’t do nothing rn man, I am rot maxxing.”
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rotmaxxing 

Maximizing efficiency in everything related to the decline of one's own health or wellbeing. This can be categorized by a deliberate lack of socialization, hygiene, or any other form of "upkeep" for one's own body.
"Bro, it's so over. I'm just rotmaxxing at this point."

"Look dude. I already went down the muskmaxxing path. It's time to rot. ROTMAXXING!!!"

"Where's Johnson? I haven't seen him in a while?" "Oh, he's just rotmaxxing. He's probably the most rotten of us all."
rotmaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023

Rotmaxxing

Non-productive activities in long amounts, typically doomscrolling, or chudmaxxing.
Dude, get off your phone, you're rotmaxxing.
Rotmaxxing by thebravehotdog June 15, 2026

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026