Dude1: Did you see Red get in a fight at Shelby's last night?
Dude2: If you can call it a fight, I guess I did. He went fucking top rope on that twat waffle.
or
After a marathon 8 hour Wedding Prep class to satisfy the Catholics, Steve went top rope on a 6 pack to regain his testicles.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.