Root Suit

Any tight bikini or brief style swimming trunks worn by men. Different than anal floss, it is generally worn by hairy, overweight foreigners on American beaches.

what are all of these old German men in root suits doing on South Beach?

Root Suit by Frank Brown April 7, 2008

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