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The grade-A douchebag who lives on the top floor of the building. Often in a penthouse.
That roof rat is having another party up there and didn't invite me.
Roof Rat by TheSwamFox1 May 21, 2019

roof ratchet 

This is that hoe bitch whos goal is to have a roof over her head. Shell act like shes into a guy, exploit his weaknesses, manipulating him into falling for her by sex , compliments, convincing others shes all for him, performing tasks, literrally anything to seduce him to keep him from 86ing her ass where she belong, in the streets.

She might have kids, which means she will lay on the deceptive seduction 10 fold, like how she has to store that pussy when its not in use, 10 fold & hold. She may or may not be employed, nor does her income change her goals. The main thing is someone else is providing the roof she is under. She will always at her best effort always line up a new roof before she leaves her current one. Only way she wouldnt is if a MF gives her the boot before she is able too!

But dont feel sorry for her because she already has some side d!ck that she can home up under before the next day come to pass already. Regardless of how she looks She has a man stable where she has been keeping several men corralled who will jump at the chance and let her ride them off into sunset. This could be guys you know, friends, strangers, and even family. She gets them to feel like hero but sees them as a zero...Telling a MF sh!t like "ILY" and gone the next like "I just wasnt into you....". This woman will always be a narcissist, but not all narcissists will be like this woman...
"Bruh you have zero chance with that roof ratchet! Dont waste you time."

"What do you mean zero, you see how many hoes I bag."

"She different, she only looking to be under a MF for the roof he can provide, you dont got that, you still live with moms, she aint going F so she can be Under a MF Moms roof..... She had got some "self respect"🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏼🫵🏼🍗🦵
roof ratchet by WoWthisGuyReally August 31, 2022

Roof Rattling 

The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.
Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake
Roof Rattling by CodakBear February 16, 2023
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