Ron Jon

A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.

I'm going to try to give her a Ron Jon tonight. Wish me luck!

by RustyBallz September 8, 2011

Ron Jon

That friend that always gets left out:(

He’s the Ron Jon of the group

by AshDONYA May 30, 2019

Ron-Jon Effect

When you've heard a story so many times that you feel like you were there, and therefore have the right to tell the story as if you were there.

After hearing about what happened at Ron-Jon so many times, Jimmy became a victim of the Ron-Jon effect

by djtrey12 November 3, 2010

Dirty Ronjon

When one removes the seeds from a jalapeño chili, and inserts the tip of their penis to use the jalapeño as a condom. The Dirty Ronjon is frequently combined with a duck and lamb grease lubricant, and sous vide shrimp aromatherapy for maximum romantic effect.

My booty is still on fire from getting a Dirty Ronjon for our anniversary last night.

by DEFinitionCognitionMagician May 12, 2020

RonJon

An Asian man who goes my the name of John, or ‘jon’

“Hey, who’s that Asian dude?”

“I think he goes by John or Jon”
“Oh yeah! He’s a total RonJon.”

by neverwyaed March 26, 2023