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That friend that always gets left out:(
He’s the Ron Jon of the group
Ron Jon by AshDONYA May 30, 2019

Ron-Jon Effect

When you've heard a story so many times that you feel like you were there, and therefore have the right to tell the story as if you were there.
After hearing about what happened at Ron-Jon so many times, Jimmy became a victim of the Ron-Jon effect
Ron-Jon Effect by djtrey12 November 3, 2010

Dirty Ronjon 

When one removes the seeds from a jalapeño chili, and inserts the tip of their penis to use the jalapeño as a condom. The Dirty Ronjon is frequently combined with a duck and lamb grease lubricant, and sous vide shrimp aromatherapy for maximum romantic effect.
My booty is still on fire from getting a Dirty Ronjon for our anniversary last night.
An Asian man who goes my the name of John, or ‘jon
“Hey, who’s that Asian dude?”

“I think he goes by John or Jon
“Oh yeah! He’s a total RonJon.”
RonJon by neverwyaed March 26, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026