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rolphing 

The act of vomiting words, in other words saying words that you don't mean to say or don't realize you are saying, but yet on purpose. (Look up ROLPHING on youtube for better exp.)
Guy #1: I ammmmmmmmmmmmmm maaaybee eatinggggg jelly donnnnnapelesss.
Guy #2: Dude, you just totally rolphed.
Guy #3: LOL, rolphing makes me laugh.
rolphing by Sw33tbabiBlu3 December 9, 2008
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Rolphing 

To fondle the breasts of or try to finger a much younger girl. To molest.
Despite being a famous entertainer he finally got caught out rolphing young girls.
Rolphing by Shaven haven June 11, 2014
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ralphing 

v. The act if vomiting.
Look at that chick ralphing, I told you not to order more then a salad!
ralphing by Jargin April 26, 2006

Ralphing around

Messing up the day of everyone around you, while trying to make enough money to lose it all at the casino. Rinse and Repeat.
Dude 1: What's the motherfucker up to?
Dude 2: he's ralphing around. Niggas got an itch to give all his scrap money to the Indians again.
Ralphing around by Capt Jacker October 27, 2022

Ralphing 

Posing bent down like a gangster for a picture by any random item...must be the the crouching position looking hard as hell
At my moms ralphing the shit out of these throw pillows
Ralphing by #ralphing goin viral December 11, 2013

ralphing 

When someone becomes so excited by something that the energy contained inside the "ralper" manifests itself in the form of an awkward squeel of immense joy. An act illustrating the inability for one to maintain composure, causing a complete break of character, regardless of who may be nearby.
Joseph was watching an oh-so-entertaining episode of Kenan and Kel one evening and during an awkward moment of the show, he became so excited and embarrassed for the comedic duo that he let out a ralph. Nobody looked at him the same again.

Ralphing occurs regularly throughout society.

The two children skateboarding slid down the hill at lightning speeds. They managed to find a way to a complete stop. The thrill was so immense that they both jumped with joy and took turns ralphing.
ralphing by OAFUS KABAL October 29, 2008

Ralphing 

When a story is told which seems unbelievable or far fetched.
Stop ralphing, everyone knows you did it.
Ralphing by Primo March 31, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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