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A Rolfist is a person who attends John Rolfe Middle School in Richmond, Virginia. They are often found online at Geosense and can be easily identified by their obnoxious use of capital letters and use of the word "D3LL". They are hated by everyone who is not a Rolfist. It is scientifically impossible for one to hold an intelligent conversation with a Rolfist.
Rolfist: D3LL UP


Damn Rolfists are running rampant again!
Rolfist by Theoic April 26, 2009
Words you can keep
A rolist is a player of real role playing game (not rpg video game).
A rolist is a hero of fantastic adventure, blasting a lot of evil despot, killing monsters and saving princess.
A rolist do all of that since his table with his friends, using for real weapon some dices, beers and chips.
- What do you do tonight?
- I play Deadland with my rolist friends.

- A rolist doesn't say "cube", he says "dice".
- A rolist doesn't say "dice", he says "d6".
Rolist by csablons July 29, 2010
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Rofisterie 

One fist goes in the mouth, and the other fist goes in the ass, then you start spinning.
I rofisteried that dog.
Rofisterie by Littledick August 5, 2017
Owning someone soo hard that its funny.
Player1"this kid is pathetic"
player2"yea i just ROLFstomped him"
ROLFstomp by Lawlubad February 20, 2009
A pussy ass undead mage. ganks you when you try and do dailies in TB. doesnt even matter if you are with friends because he is a faggot and just keeps sheeping and stunning them until he kills everybody for no fucking reason at all. needs to lay off the the twinkies and get a job.
The biggest bitch in world of warcraft is Rotfist.
Rotfist by BHtastybev August 22, 2011
A person who thinks is better for being a higher role and will atack anyone who is a "lower role", this also could happen in IRL jobs like the military. but this happens most in online chats like discord
Example number 1: *someone is having an argument with a higher role*

Higher role person: stfu lol your *lower role*

Example number 2: Fr *lower role* are the most annoying

A roleist person could also be a lower role and attack even lower roles
Roleist by ElSanti July 26, 2022
A horrible disease that is spread from the Rolfe family. Symptoms are similar to the common cold and COVID 19.
I couldn't come in yesterday, I got a bad case of rolfitis.
Rolfitis by nev_sk December 17, 2025
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