Lane's definitions

TT

a funky fresh foolio that plays soccer and chats on MySpace all day long. She is also owned by Danae. (See Danae for Definition)

Danae: TT get me sumthing to eat.
TT: ok darling. w/e u say.

by lane April 25, 2005

Celeste

An absolutely beautiful girl. She's not a slut or a whore. She's one of the most perfect girls in the universe. She's the perfect girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, anything in between. Any guy would be perfect to have her. She usually has a slim body, just like an hour glass. She has brown hair and blue eyes. She may seem shy at first when you meet her, but when she gets used to you, she's crazy af. Celeste's are just the most perfect, amazing, smart, beautiful, and awesomest girl you could meet. If you have a Celeste in your life, keep her, especially if your a guy. Chances are other guys want her. She's an easy girl to make happy. She's an amazing girlfriend to have. Celeste is amazing at sports. And no matter how many times people say it. Celeste's are incredibly sexy!

Did you see Celeste?
Yeah she looked awesome!
Of course, she's a Celeste

by Lane December 24, 2014

dilf

Damn I Like to Fuck!!!

by LANE October 26, 2003

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell. Everybody's got one.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

s00p

holy sh*t. wow. unbelievable. awesome.

omg, a 35.4 dps drop. s00p.

by Lane December 8, 2004

blumonday

n. (bloo`mun`de) 1. a nick on IRC with a spelling that happens to create the most unfortunate fit in the list of words in the Urban Dictionary, 2. someone pretentious about her beauty who ends up looking truly ugly due to the surroundings in which she finds herself, 3. a hugely unfortunate juxtaposition that creates unintentional irony

"I turned out to be such a blumonday advertising myself all around IRC in a way that I thought would make me appear beautiful but then I found myself in the middle of the blumpkies."

by Lane May 1, 2004