Lane's definitions

Celeste

An absolutely beautiful girl. She's not a slut or a whore. She's one of the most perfect girls in the universe. She's the perfect girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, anything in between. Any guy would be perfect to have her. She usually has a slim body, just like an hour glass. She has brown hair and blue eyes. She may seem shy at first when you meet her, but when she gets used to you, she's crazy af. Celeste's are just the most perfect, amazing, smart, beautiful, and awesomest girl you could meet. If you have a Celeste in your life, keep her, especially if your a guy. Chances are other guys want her. She's an easy girl to make happy. She's an amazing girlfriend to have. Celeste is amazing at sports. And no matter how many times people say it. Celeste's are incredibly sexy!

Did you see Celeste?
Yeah she looked awesome!
Of course, she's a Celeste

by Lane December 24, 2014

TT

a funky fresh foolio that plays soccer and chats on MySpace all day long. She is also owned by Danae. (See Danae for Definition)

Danae: TT get me sumthing to eat.
TT: ok darling. w/e u say.

by lane April 25, 2005

s00p

holy sh*t. wow. unbelievable. awesome.

omg, a 35.4 dps drop. s00p.

by Lane December 8, 2004

Fat Mike

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice

Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet

by lane October 3, 2004

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell. Everybody's got one.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

prose

(proz) n. 1. a supposedly sophisticated way to insult someone else's attempts to write poetry, 2. on IRC #poetry channels the way one lets other people know one considers what they presented as a poem did not meet the minimum standard.

"... but is that really poetry? It seems more like prose."

by Lane May 2, 2004