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the sweetest, most intelligent, kindful, and helpful human being that always makes sure that you always feel loved. roger is a blessing, and is always online ready to talk with you. roger will always be here for you, and he’s waiting for you to text him. hes patient, and he’ll wait years for you to come back. he’s more than just a friend.
hey, did you text roger g back yet?

aw damnit, i didnt! let me do that now.
Roger G by totalasskicker69 July 16, 2022
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Roger Goodell 

Worst NFL commissioner ever, suspends people without proof.
That guy is so irreverent we should call him Roger Goodell.
Roger Goodell by awesome15 May 13, 2015

roGer gimp

A fat, drunk, broke, womanless web forum whore
roGer gimp by interval loser February 21, 2009

Roger Goodell 

The worst Commissioner of the NFL who makes these dumb rules that don't make sense and is taking away the spirit of the NFL.

What is with this guy? is his life is so boring that he want's to make everyone else's(NFL fans) life boring when they watch the fans are watching the game are something.
Roger Goodell makes the most dumbest rules of the NFL. Like when he say's that the rules for tackling were put in place because it's about the "safety of the players" when it's actually about money. When the team loses a valuable player that they had invested lots of money in they don't want to lose that player.
Roger Goodell by saint51 April 22, 2011

Roger Goodell 

Tom Brady starting to act like a Roger Goodell
Roger Goodell by swe360 January 30, 2015

Roger Goodell 

A person who lacks intelligence and often suffers from a missing or extra chromosome. Also, does not understand logic and common sense and is hated by most, if not all, people. Don’t be a Roger Goodell.
“Did you hear about the new rule Roger Goodell came up with?”
Roger Goodell by TrickyVic April 24, 2020

Roger Guggenheim

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.
"He knew he had chlamydia and he still spread it everywhere-- what a Roger Guggenheim."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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