Rodeo, New Mexico

A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all thats there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Only two of the roads are paved and the rest are dirt that are very bad for any vehical to drive on. Most of the "town" is accually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that dont allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They dont believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to recieve mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegals that walk freely arcross the border on a daily basis.

"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."

Rodeo, New Mexico by Static-Guru September 26, 2009

Rodeo, New Mexico

A small "back woods" town, if you can say backwoods since all that’s there is desert and rundown railroad tracks. Rodeo houses such a small population of people it should be called a village. Of all the roads there, only two of them are paved and the rest are dirt which are very bad for any vehicle to drive on. Most of the "town" is actually owned by two men, and the 3 stores it has overprices everything they buy from the Wal*Mart in the next town, about an hour away. The gas station overcharges it's gas, if it has it in stock, and the local tavern has rules that don’t allow you to drink more then one beer an hour. They don’t believe in delivering mail so they have the local Post Office forcing everyone to pay for a P.O. Box if they want to receive mail. If you should never have to see this place, you should consider yourself lucky. The flip side is that its like a black hole, once you get stuck in its ignorant wake, your lost for all time doing manual labor for less then the illegal’s that walk freely across the border on a daily basis.

"The only good thing about Rodeo, New Mexico was seeing it getting smaller in my rearview mirror."

Rodeo, New Mexico by Staic-Guru September 27, 2009

new mexico rodeo 

When a girl sits on a guys chest and takes a shit on his chest while giving him a handjob...The guy will try to buck her off and she holds on like riding a bronco at a rodeo

Tom was pissed when Susan gave him a new mexico rodeo without his approval.

new mexico rodeo by John Trident September 7, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022