Possibly the fattest animal alive. Clocking in at 108 tonnes. Rocky Domes method of weighing this much is through Uber eats. Eating around 100 million dollars worth of food
to hit someone in the head so many times that they are out. usually starts with a weak punch to surprise them then about three strong punches to really bang them out. then a series of weaker punches to finish them.
the dome of the rock is a mosque in jerusalem
it sits on the holiest site in judaism and the third holiest in islam
Teacher: The muslim world is in an uproar about the archealogicle
digging near the dome of the rock on the temple mount
Eli: fuck them they should of thought about that
befor they started trying to erase the jewish history
on that site they aint nothin but lieing hypocrits
Teacher: thatsa it go to the office
Eli: fuck you too then ya waspy piece of shit
its my fight and i'm gonna fight till my last breath
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!