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Shart rocket 

A small cork-like turd that is expelled from one’s ass (much like popping the cork off of a Champaign bottle) during the act of farting.
Sitting on the toilet
Jorge: “phoph pfffffffhhtt.”

Jorge: “wtf that little shit just shot out of me like a mento from a fizzy cola.”
Jorge: “ sweet mother teresa that there is what I call a Shart rocket.”

Shart rocket 

Shart so hard a piece of shit rockets off the asshole and lands somewhere for all to see.
He bent right over and launched a shart rocket straight at me!!
Shart rocket by Patliciaisms May 21, 2016