Rocket Docket Share definition Flag The act of ramming a gavel up a woman's ass while wearing judge's robes and yelling "Rocket Docket!" I took a hot paralegal back to my chambers, then I gave her the rocket docket on the bench. Rocket Docket by John Q. Hofstetter September 10, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Rocket Docket mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch