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rockage

a word used after an exciting moment has occured or when someone does something really dangeroues or flat out awesome
{todd and jordon yell fuck at the bus driver}
bus driver "watch your mouths!"
jordon and todd "man shut the fuck up and sit down u old goat fucker!"
"ROCKAGE!!!"
by jordom hines October 20, 2006
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Rockage

-otherwise known as rawkage
-Music of the Rock n' roll genre, or one of its many subdivisions
this pop music blows, lets listen to some rockage
by SL20 May 2, 2006
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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast Machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of The United Truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by BlackDragon December 12, 2008
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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
by t-rav is balla December 9, 2008
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rockapella

A certifiably unique pop musical group that takes the previously stodgy music genre of a cappella and brings it full-force into the next century. Well renowned for its stint on the show "Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego" and a late 1990's Folger's Coffee commercial.
Do it Rockapella!
by Anonymous June 10, 2003
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rockafellor

When someone is so excited that they instantly ejaculate as a result of the excitement.
Yo Michael just rockafellored himself the other day when this whore sat on his lap
by Bob the Builder 11 September 7, 2019
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rocktageous

1. to rock in a contageous manner
2. to rock so powerfully, it's imperialistic
etymology: a neologism from Freaks and Geeks
Ken promises his band, Creation, will blow the roof off his garage in a most rocktageous way.
by ksr_junkie September 25, 2005
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