The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast Machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of The United Truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:
1. To live and to rock as
hard as possible at all possible times
2. To
help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and
truth of its being to all.
We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon
us, and it was said "as we set out on our
noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the
world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"
And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"
All RWOTR start out at the
rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show
glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.
We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking
music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.
To
bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage
like Toast
Machine.
To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
