Robot Cock

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A cock that is genetically engineered to be perfect in all situations. Can always perform under pressure.

It was all up to the robot cock to finish the job when Scotts Mom walked into the bedroom and caught Scott Danely and his sister engaging in sex.

Robot Cock by Dick Foy November 13, 2006

Words you can keep

Robot cock

Another name for a personalized vaporizer

Jack get that robot cock out of your mouth

Robot cock by BJ the Ripper September 26, 2017

A yacht with a cock sucking robot

Every middle aged man’s dream after retirement.

After 20 years as an investment banker , dude retired on a yacht with a cock sucking robot. We never saw him again.

A yacht with a cock sucking robot by The Double E September 10, 2023

robo cock

Named after the film "Robo Cop" about a robot that is empowered to act as a policeman and robotically goes after criminals.
A Robo Cock is a guy who thinks with his dick and is always trying to get a fuck. Will spend massive amounts of time, money, energy, getting someone into bed to the exclusion of all else and when the goal is achieved will move on to the next fuck.

Man it was funny at first when steve was getting girl after girl into bed but dammit man, he has turned into Robo Cock.

robo cock by stinkingcheesenob April 19, 2008

ROBO COCK SMOKER

ANY SMOKE VAPE IS A ROBOT DICK

My buddy loves his ROBO COCK SMOKER(Vape)
Damn apple watermelon cock smoke is nasty...

ROBO COCK SMOKER by Billyz May 28, 2023

Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.

You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.

Cock root by Mr. Balzakian January 29, 2019

Bop em Cock em Robots

A sexual act that involves two males having sex with a female orally and vaginally/anally at the same time in what is sometimes referred to as a spit roast. Whilst doing this both males attempt to punch each other in the face.

I had a threesome two guys and a girl.

dude, that's gay.

nah, we played bop em cock em robots, there's nothing gay about fighting.

Bop em Cock em Robots by brentles November 6, 2009

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026