Rob-job 

The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing. Originated by a sexual pioneer named Rob and his dear mother.

The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob-job.

Rob-job by Edbu September 15, 2008

Rob-Job 

The sexual act of one man giving oral sex to a man while rotating in circles.

Guy 1: Your brother gave me a Rob-Job last night, it was amazing.
Guy 2: I always knew he was gay.

Rob-Job by JackThrapper November 1, 2012

Rob Job 

To get three fourths a handjob and have to hold it in because your girl won't let you cum

damn I only got a rob job last night

Rob Job by cryptshower925 February 3, 2008

Rob Job 

when one receives sexual pleasure (fellatio or cunnilingus) from a robot, humanoid or other.

Dan: Hey, Tom. You wanna come to the club and meet some girls tonight?
Tom: Nah, I'm cool. I'm gonna hang here with my humanoid and get a rob job.

Rob Job by Gay_Robot August 16, 2010

Rob Job 

When a guy takes over 5 hours to get with a girl, who he has specifically gone out of his way to get with her, when she is obviously keen for it

Rob: I went to the city today to meet some chick
Jack: Did you get with her?
Rob: Yea after awhile
Jack: So it was a Rob Job?
Rob: Yea man took me 5 hours

Rob Job by Cool guy 69 :D July 28, 2010

Rob Job 

A favorite of aggressive and sexually adventurous medical students everywhere, the storied Rob Job consists of a twofold stimulation of the human male.

The partner first inserts his/her fist into the Rob Jobee's rectum in order to roughly stimulate the prostate and seminal vesicles while using the other hand to simultaneously excite the glans penis.

The ultimate goal of the ambitious Rob Job is to achieve synchronous expulsion of bodily fluids and/or matter from both the urethral and rectal canals.

(n.) After performing an exceptionally satisfying Rob Job on Herbert, Mabel yelled with glee, "Touchdown!" while signaling the call with two upraised and soiled hands.

(v.) "Did you see that girl," asked an inquisitive Billy, "I almost Rob Jobbed in my pants! Good thing I decided on Depends this morning!"

Rob Job by Papa Bellmore September 21, 2008

Rob Job 

The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing.

The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob Job.

Rob Job by Edbu September 16, 2008