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Roasted and Toasted

The act of killing someone with a pistol while they are using their primary
I nearly Roasted and Toasted that kapkan

Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.
You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

get roasted and toasted 

When someone gets roasted really bad cuz they’re losers
“ur ugly” “OHHHHH GET ROASTED AND TOASTED”

roasted toasted and buttered

Something to say when anyone or anything is getting absolutely decimated in a competition
Jimmy: Man, the Ravens are out there getting roasted toasted and buttered

Kent: Yeah they're really dying out there

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
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