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roastbeef curtains by Calin July 11, 2006
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Roastbeef Curtains
When a vagina has been excessively sexed to the point that the lips looks like curtains made out of roastbeef.
Roastbeef Curtains by Tom Molnar November 5, 2007
Roastbeef Curtains
Ex 1. When a girls pussy is so loose that it looks its throwing up, and there extra meat hanging out.
Ex.2 A certain Summer Set re-rack in beer pong you can only get when you have 5 cups, the vagina with a little extra or a diamond with one at the top aka roast beef curtains.
Ex.2 A certain Summer Set re-rack in beer pong you can only get when you have 5 cups, the vagina with a little extra or a diamond with one at the top aka roast beef curtains.
Ex 1. "You know that girl Dubbe, I heard she got a case of Roastbeef curtains"
Ex.2 "Let me get Roastbeef curtains" (While doing a Floppy hand waving with motorboatin your lip)
Ex.2 "Let me get Roastbeef curtains" (While doing a Floppy hand waving with motorboatin your lip)
Roastbeef Curtains by Trizzle Tizzle October 13, 2009
roast beef curtains
The luscious protruding inner lips of a woman's vagina which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral sex.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
These inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman orgasm.
The inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during puberty.
The inner labia of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer labia but since the protruding lips are considered too sexy (too graphic) for soft porn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. So virgin guys who are used to jerking off to porn pussies are not aware of this trait of real-life pussies.
1.My girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my dick at the same time she’s kissing my lips. It makes me and her madly horny!!!
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
2.I love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. Sucking on those juicy pussy-lips sends me and her to heaven!
3.Mike doesn’t know how sex works. I laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during sex hahaaaaaa
roast beef curtains by smartyass March 24, 2010
Roast Beef Curtains
A word used by incels who don’t know basic anatomy and will never see a vagina outside of porn other than his mother’s.
Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Synonymous with “roast beef flaps”, or “meat tent”
Don: “That girl has some roast beef curtains! She must have a high body count.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
Jane: “I see you went to a catholic school.”
Roast Beef Curtains by Tired Feminist May 31, 2021
roast beef curtains
The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
roast beef curtains by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008
Roast Beef Curtains
Roast Beef Curtains by Jose85 October 30, 2006
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