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Risty Disty 

Man 1: "Would you like a Risty Disty behind the Timmies, eh?"
Man 2: "Sure, ya hoser!"
Risty Disty by Obmana July 13, 2023

Rusty Wizard 

Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.
"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."

rusty cowboy 

Rusty Cowboy (or Rusty Cowgirl): The act of pulling a blood saturated tampon from your girl's vagina, holding it by the string, spinning it above your head while yelling "Yee Haw", and then slinging it at the wall.
1. Ted: The Bible says man shall not know woman when she is bleeding.

Stanley: I guess the dude who wrote it never heard of the Rusty Cowboy.

2. My girlfriend was so drunk and horny last night that she didn't eve get mad when I played Rusty Cowboy.
rusty cowboy by Vaquero#1 March 19, 2014

rusty ride 

The act of being ridden anally.
She was riding me cowgirl style and then put it in the stink and gave me a rusty ride.
rusty ride by sbp1029 October 17, 2013

risky risky wiggy wigi 

Chae: Risky Risky Wiggy Wigi This is an Emergency
Dubu: Help me, Help me Somebody Help me ‘cause I know I Can’t Stop Me