1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which
may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid
spoon-like excavation
tool.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom
guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my
fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the
fucking sewage plant
guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to
toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
