1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A
long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too
long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.
2) A term used amongst
well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom
guy, there aren'
t any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn'
t go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last
time you used it!!!! Why don'
t you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant
guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
