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Johnathan is a scummy adulterer who watches porn at the school shags members of staff and alternates between two women cause he’s an indecisive prick speaking on that subject his is very small
Oh Johnathan it’s so small!!
by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020

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by Jefflikesmeff January 03, 2021

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Kitches are often peoples bottom bitches they survive through forging desperate half arsed friendships with the same people who call them a nonce when their backs turned their reputations are often for short adulterous relationships which by some account they enter in with ease though they have the effect of leaving the other person despising them they are characterised mainly by their large head 0.5 inch penis their paedophilic behaviour around peoples sisters and their ugly ass voice
Oh No! Dont Worry, Everyone Hates Kitch

Kitch: "What Does Your Body Want"?
by Jefflikesmeff January 03, 2021

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ripon is a seemingly nice place during the day till it comes to night and the year 9 chavs emerge after their tea in the hope they can make someones evening shit by punching them at random speaking of which the police are lazy cunts who are so used to it all they do nothing but on the bright side these chavs have an average lifespan of about 29 years most of which by 16 will be spent in prison
Ripon Stay awhile amidst its ancient charms

sadly this isn't even ironic
by Jefflikesmeff January 03, 2021

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Cameron is a silly bellend who laughs at his own jokes they are often obese sometimes morbidly if you don’t watch out they may put you in headlock at a party
Oh shit it’s Cameron
by Jefflikesmeff March 31, 2020

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