Ripe Banana Share definition Flag N- An erect penis covered in shit, usually due to being inserted within an anus. He fucked me so hard up my bum, and then pulled out a ripe banana. I guess I should've told him I had to shit. Ripe Banana by Jo June 22, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the Ripe Banana mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch