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Rip Bag

Noun: Someone who fronts like they smoke large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, but when you actually smoke with them they ask all stupid and can't handle their shit.

Rip bags often sketch out, or talk about "trippin" or hallucinating while high when in reality, that is not even possible and they're just rip bags.

Real stoners hate kids like this.
Person 1: "Man I smoked with Jim on the weekend, he sketched out hard and acted like a total dumbass."

Person 2 "Yeah, Jim is a total rip bag, he needs to chill the fuck out."

Jim: "Yo man I got like super stoned on the weekend and like punched a cop in the face."
by titfuck42069 May 7, 2012
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Rip a Bag of Ass

Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!
Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.
by J.M. April 15, 2004
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my bag finna rip

When some crazy shit is about to happen and the only warning you can give is “my bag finna rip” because there is simply no better warning to describe the urgency of the impending situation
Ayeemy bag finna rip!!!!”
by Martin Lawrence October 4, 2019
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