Noun: Someone who fronts like they smoke large amounts of marijuana on a daily basis, but when you actually smoke with them they ask all stupid and can't handle their shit.

Rip bags often sketch out, or talk about "trippin" or hallucinating while high when in reality, that is not even possible and they're just rip bags.

Real stoners hate kids like this.
Person 1: "Man I smoked with Jim on the weekend, he sketched out hard and acted like a total dumbass."

Person 2 "Yeah, Jim is a total rip bag, he needs to chill the fuck out."

Jim: "Yo man I got like super stoned on the weekend and like punched a cop in the face."
by titfuck42069 February 19, 2012
An adjective describing a person with excessively large or obese fingers.
Someone unable to reach into a bag of candy without completely destroying the packaging.
Wow Tina, you're totally ripping bags today. Maybe you should lay off the twinkies for a while.
by VenomousPlatypus July 27, 2009
Well, I was chatting with my friend Scuba7Hoods and I ripped a nasty fart. It sounded like someone had ripped open a loose flopping paper bag thus I coined the phrase and it caught on. I mean now the whole world likes to rip a bag of ass!
Goodespeler ripped a bag of ass this morning while he was bending over to tie his shoe.
by J.M. April 16, 2004
can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.

Originated from the mock slang of middle class midwestern 20'somethings.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn is her bag ripped!"

2) Expressing a level of intoxication:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. August 26, 2007
When performing intercourse with a two guys and one girl, both guys get one hole to fuck. If they go hard enough they will rip the skin in between the girls vagina and butthole causing her organs to come out
Yo I had to rush susie to the hospital after giving her a ripped bag
by Miss susie January 2, 2021
can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.

May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:

" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"

2) upon injuring ones self:

Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"

Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:

"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"

(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)

3) upon experiencing anger:

person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."

4) upon intoxicaion:

person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. July 17, 2007