n. an enthusiastic fan of the Lord of the Rings movies. Overly emotional and irrational, they honestly believe that every piece of cinema that has or will be produced is inferior to the trilogy, and will often lurk in movie chatrooms making this point abundantly clear. Most have not read the books, or did not until they saw the movies. Most can be identified by the pudding stains on their shirts.
Never discuss the Academy Awards with a ringnut; you'll just give them fuel. Give me a Star Wars geek any day.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).