Ring Master
Dick gave his girlfrien Jane, the title of "Ring Master", as she was the only one who could tickle his prostate with her tongue.
Ring Master by Davo66 September 18, 2003
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The Ringmaster
First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995
The Ringmaster by James Fulcher October 4, 2006
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Ringmaster
1)
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!
2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.
Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.
3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!
2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.
Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.
3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.
Ringmaster by floydfan February 12, 2009
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