Ring Master

The master of all things anal. Akin to "Beast Master".

Dick gave his girlfrien Jane, the title of "Ring Master", as she was the only one who could tickle his prostate with her tongue.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

The Ringmaster

First WWF Ringname of Steve Williams (Stone Cold Steve Austin) when undermanagement of Ted Debiase in 1995

"I don't wanna be The Ringmaster anymore. I wanna be Stone Cold" - Steve Austin

by James Fulcher October 4, 2006

the ringmaster

lee howsons alter ego, he keeps lee's clowns in lee's clown sex dungeon

"i love you ringmaster, spank me again with the squirty flower"

by farty birthday March 23, 2004

rigmaster general

one who lays the pipe on a regular basis

1. Ron Jeremy is the rigmaster general
2. Mandingo is the rigmaster general
3. Charlie Sheen is the rigmaster general

by Kyle the Pleb November 17, 2014

ringmaster

the 2nd jokers card album released by "insane clown posse".

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

Ringmaster

To just not giving a flying f***

Someone who just doesn't care about anything

1)
Coach: You guys think you don't give a f***? Come see me in 1998! I was the ringmaster of not giving a f***!

2)
Teacher: You know what, I don't care. I'll just bang out the detentions. You think it's funny? I'll hit you with one from over here. It'll reach.

Jimmy: Wow, what a ringmaster.

3)
I have so much homework but I'm just too much of a ringmaster to do it.

by floydfan February 12, 2009

Rigmaster

A person who has attained a level of mastery when it comes to fixing things with whatever parts, tools and supplies they have at hand.

Bob fixed that moped with just a piece of clothesline and a paper clip, he's definitely a rigmaster!

by Rigmaster March 31, 2009