Rikered 

To be drunk. It comes from the (fan) theory that Commander Riker in Star Trek: The Next Generation is a functioning alcoholic and everything that he does, from major decisions to hitting on women, is motivated primarily by the fact that he is, in fact, drunk. Can be used in almost any circumstance! See also: Fraked

I probably should have been less Rikered when I said yes to that omnisexual being from Omicron Omega III and then I wouldn't have caught this embarassing Spacially Transmitted Disease

Rikered by Prole Hole October 10, 2011

snowy rivered it

This phenomena occurs when one goes over the edge of something and does so with a flagarant disregard for their safety. Similar to Joe riding the horse off the cliff in the film The Man From Snowy River.

Person 1:"Whoa did you see Joel Huck off that jump?"
Person 2; "Yeah he totally snowy rivered it!"

snowy rivered it by 026er January 1, 2014

rokered 

Verb. To attempt to alleviate intestinal gas pressure by farting and actually end up sharting in one's pants. You then throw the soiled underwear away. This is usually done in a public place.

I rokered myself today at school and had to throw the underwear away in the teachers' lounge.

rokered by murkycat January 22, 2014

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

rivered by The Man May 10, 2004

fall rivered

Getting a bad deal or the shit end of the stick. When one agrees to something without complete thought about the result.

Manny got Fall Rivered when he bought an '86 Ford Festiva for 3 grand.

That dude really Fall Rivered you on that bag of weed.

fall rivered by manny clause March 15, 2007

rivered

The loss of a winning poker hand on the very last card dealt; it is frequently followed by shock, tears, and a severe need to blow things/people up. (Halo, anyone?)

3:36pm All in preflop...equal hands...I hit a better hand on flop and turn and get rivered by my arch nemesis. Anybody with the name of Sandy that you happen to know, go ahead and punch him/her in the face for me. thx...

rivered by n00b August 8, 2004

rivered

(riv-erd)
adj.
- A condition induced by the consumption of too much marijuana.

- When you reach the point where you can't smoke anymore marijuana.

syn. fucked up

August smoked so much marijuana he got rivered.

rivered by pduds May 8, 2008