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AKA Slippery Frakes.
The act of defecation while sitting backwards on the toilet. This is an advanced adaptation of AC Slatering, the difference being in the mounting/dismounting of the apparatus involving the leading leg being swept over toilet. This variation has a higher degree of difficulty and results in higher scores if successfully executed.
History:
In fact, William Riker is a distant descendant of AC Slater. This was shown in a long lost episode of TNG in which Q snapped the crew back to Bayside High School in the year 1992 in order to save the conception of a love child between AC Slater and the Tori Spelling character Violet.
In the episode, Q tries to disrupt the Riker family line by having Slater catch herpes from a wrestling mat. To intervene Riker must distract Screech while Picard convinces Big Bopper Belding to give Slater and Violet detention together alone, and force Slater to miss the wrestling meet (and herpes). This is where the relationship is consummated and the Riker line is extended. Much like with Riker, no woman can resist AC Slater's charm for a full 50 minutes. Ironically, the reason for AC Slater's detention is a punishment for sitting backwards in his chair.
The act of defecation while sitting backwards on the toilet. This is an advanced adaptation of AC Slatering, the difference being in the mounting/dismounting of the apparatus involving the leading leg being swept over toilet. This variation has a higher degree of difficulty and results in higher scores if successfully executed.
History:
In fact, William Riker is a distant descendant of AC Slater. This was shown in a long lost episode of TNG in which Q snapped the crew back to Bayside High School in the year 1992 in order to save the conception of a love child between AC Slater and the Tori Spelling character Violet.
In the episode, Q tries to disrupt the Riker family line by having Slater catch herpes from a wrestling mat. To intervene Riker must distract Screech while Picard convinces Big Bopper Belding to give Slater and Violet detention together alone, and force Slater to miss the wrestling meet (and herpes). This is where the relationship is consummated and the Riker line is extended. Much like with Riker, no woman can resist AC Slater's charm for a full 50 minutes. Ironically, the reason for AC Slater's detention is a punishment for sitting backwards in his chair.
Rikering by darth_hungus December 30, 2020
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Rokering by ibitestuff February 11, 2014
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1. When someone makes fun of you and uses a horse sound and rapidly increases the frequency of the sound.
2. When someone uses the previously defined sound because they make fun of you and they did not like so they respond with some old over used jokes.
3. Making fun of someone for using old jokes with old jokes and the horse sound.
4. When someone hears someone say something somewhere between slightly dumb to absolutely retarded, and run to the nearest foreman to tell them.
5. When someone hears a story and has to hurry and tell everyone the story before that person can.
2. When someone uses the previously defined sound because they make fun of you and they did not like so they respond with some old over used jokes.
3. Making fun of someone for using old jokes with old jokes and the horse sound.
4. When someone hears someone say something somewhere between slightly dumb to absolutely retarded, and run to the nearest foreman to tell them.
5. When someone hears a story and has to hurry and tell everyone the story before that person can.
Rykering by masterqu@@f June 20, 2018
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Rokering by ashplusham November 16, 2014
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"I was rivering so fast down that water slide"
"I went rivering with my family at Green Valley River"
"I went rivering with my family at Green Valley River"
Rivering by Thomas Nguyen August 22, 2007