The exact opposite of a boner. The premise is that something turns you off so much that your weener goes inside out.
"...dude did you see that documentary about failed breast implants?...that gave me a total reverse boner"
by SooperHans April 27, 2006
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Reverse boner: You catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your Xbox profile and is ruining your great Call of Duty record. And he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.
Reverse boner: You catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your Xbox profile and is ruining your great Call of Duty record. And he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.
by GloverX10 January 1, 2011
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the exact opposite of a boner
when a someone does something or says something so gross it gives you the exact opposite feeling of a boner
when a girl looks so disgusting you puke in your mouth a little
when a someone does something or says something so gross it gives you the exact opposite feeling of a boner
when a girl looks so disgusting you puke in your mouth a little
by Panic Productions June 23, 2009
Get the reverse boner mug.The phenomenon that occurs when a penis becomes so unaroused that it contracts into an erect, albeit very tiny, state; usually due to the consumption of too much adderall, or a very intense workout.
Bro, you must be cracked out on adderall. I can totally see your reverse boner through your gym shorts.
by Esteban Dos Ocho January 13, 2011
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man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.
by BoxIconer May 2, 2022
Get the reverse boner mug.An alternative to words like, “lame”, “boring”, “stupid”, “unappealing”, etc. that generally conveys the notion that the thing being described is so unbelievably dumb that instead of generating arousal, it has, instead, done the opposite. The polar opposite…
Employee #1: “Oh, wow, the new forest green polo work shirts must have finally arrived because I see at least three people wearing them!”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
Employee #2: “Yes!”
Employee #3 (grimacing): “Reverse boner. Also, I quit.”
by anonymous November 4, 2025
Get the Reverse boner mug.When you see something so horrific, such as a disgusting girl/guy, it makes you penis want to go back inside of your body. A reverse-boner is rare and the sight you must see to induce a reverse-boner is beyond scarring. You will want to cry when you see the object or human that makes you want a reverse-boner.
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"
Guy 1: "Dude did you see Sarah Jessica Parker in her new movie????"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro she gave me a reverse-boner"
Example 2
Guy 1: "Did you go to the hospital yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yeah a saw your girlfriend changing and i got a furious reverse-boner"
by Themasterofreverse-boners November 10, 2011
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