Reverse Britney

When your girl is riding your reverse cowboy, but then she develops a Southern accent that isn't cute, shaves her head and eats junk food, all whilst still riding you. The Reverse Britney only feels right when potato chip crumbs get all over you both, and miraculously find their way into her fatty rolls, her cave, and your ass crack.

Last night, your mother gave me a Reverse Britney, and when I took a shit this morning it looked like chips and salsa....

Reverse Britney by Sans Culture May 1, 2010

Reverse Britney

When a guy goes through a mental breakdown and/or breakup and, instead of shaving his head like 2007 Britney, he grows his hair out — usually resulting in a patchy beard or a wispy, unsettling moustache that screams “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t.

“Ever since Jenna left, Kyle’s been rocking that creepy little moustache and talking about moving to a cabin alone. Total reverse Britney.”

Reverse Britney by That biker dooooode October 26, 2025