Reverse Bidet 

When you've had such a terrible bout with some extremely explosive diarrhea. The kind in which no toilet paper or wet wipes could do you an ounce of help.

1. You head to the shower and turn the faucet on. Prop yourself underneath with your legs up on the wall and let the forceful water from the faucet completely douse your ass crack and nether regions for a complete cleansing.
2. You turn your back to the sink, turn the faucet on and continually splash the water on your ass crack and nether regions completely cleansing any shrapnel or remnants of the disaster.
(Hand soap can be used in either scenario for extra cleansing)

After returning home from a Wing Fest, I had such an awful case of explosive diarrhea that a roll of tissue paper was not going to suffice, my only saving grace was to partake in a reverse bidet and douche my nether regions.

Reverse Bidet by max nova July 3, 2009

Reverse Bidet 

Explosive diarrhea

“Johnny had a bad case of reverse bidet after eating 5 Taco Bell burritos in 5 minutes”

Reverse Bidet by Weebybeeby August 27, 2018

Reverse Bidet 

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

Reverse Bidet by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse Bidet 

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

Reverse Bidet by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

Reverse Bidet 

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.

Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.

Reverse Bidet by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022

Reverse-bidet 

When a man is urinating in a toilet and uses his stream of piss to pressure wash streaks of poop off the bowl.

I clean my toilet using the reverse-bidet method.

Reverse-bidet by Darthvader45 November 2, 2020

Reverse-Bidet 

When guys clean the shit stain inside their toilets by pissing on it

Mom: Wow your toilet is very clean
Son: thanks mom I've been doing the reverse-bidet

Reverse-Bidet by poopoopeepeeclap June 15, 2022