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Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.
"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."
Reverse Bathtub by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025
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Reverse bathtub

When JD Vance gives the president Trump a massage from behind in a bathtub
Trump; That was such a great reverse bathtub You gave me last night. JD Vance: anytime boss.

Reverse Bathtub

Reverse Bathtub (noun)
1. A depraved aquatic maneuver where, instead of soaking in a tub of water, one brave soul becomes the bathtub. Usually involves the "tub" lying on their back in a kiddie pool while one or more participants "fill" them with a questionable blend of body fluids, bath bombs, regret, and occasionally a rubber duck. Not recommended by any licensed plumber or therapist.
"Last night got wild—Tina said she wanted a bubble bath, but Kevin showed up with a snorkel, lube, and a tarp. Full-on Reverse Bathtub situation."
Reverse Bathtub by ChaoticNewTroll October 16, 2025

Reverse bath tub

A "golden shower" in which "nature wins," and the provider of said shower accidentally defecates as well. Usually happens under emergency circumstances.
"I know a lot about reverse bath tubs."
Reverse bath tub by Covfefe16 October 17, 2025

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: šŸ¤”šŸ«µšŸ»
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026