retarded duck 

a beautiful young girl, sweet and kind.

man, that girl is a retarded duck

retarded duck by katy j becum March 22, 2017

Retarded Duck Syndrome 

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.

"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."

Retarded Duck Syndrome by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013

retardedfucktard 

a retardedfucktard is someone who is retarded
yet at the same time a complete fucktard.

it is also a really good way of insulting someone when you are wanting to confuse the hell outa them at the same time

insult womanisers with it!

one huge retardedfucktard is miles

so if i wanted to insult and confuse miles i would say:

me: miles you retardedfucktard
miles: huh?!?!?!?! :'

retardedfucktard by SuperDani™ June 23, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008