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Resting Bitchface

A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:

"What's wrong? Are you okay?"

"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"

"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."

"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."

"Why don't you smile more?"

"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."

How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
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Resting Bitchface

The face that one girl makes every time you look at her or say something. (me in a nutshell)
Ex:
Person: Hey are you okay?
Me: *uses Bitchface* I'm fine.
Person:... Why you makin' that face?
Me: What do you mean; it's my Resting Bitchface!

resting bitchface syndrome 

Or R.B.S. is defined as the thousand yard stare and overall uninterested, angry looking gaze that falls upon some women. Usually first diagnosed around age 20 it can both be genetic or influenced by ones environment to where the afflicted appears "bitchy" in absence of a smile.
Barb has a bad case of Resting Bitchface Syndrome

resting bitch face 

a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.
Nah, she's just got a resting bitch face, she's actually really sweet
resting bitch face by miisty April 19, 2011

resting bitch face 

The face a person makes that makes them look as if they are angry, irritated, or depressed, but are usually just relaxing or deeply thinking about something.
"Are you okay, you look pissed"

Yeah, I'm fine, this is just my resting bitch face.

Resting bitch face 

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest.
Wow look at the RBF, You TRY to make a joke but everyone takes it way too seriously because they can’t tell if you’re joking - resting bitch face.
Resting bitch face by Smileitschloe November 23, 2014

Resting bitch face 

A condition that effects 1 in 6 people meaning that their "zoned out face" is in a constant state of bitchiness.
'Claire Horn has resting bitch face!!'