Restarsh 

a normal guy; an ordinary person

me: I'm Restarsh

Restarsh by arset February 8, 2023

Retarsh

A more politically correct way to say retarded.

Yar: "You're just mad cause I'm styling on you."
Katie: "What ... what is that supposed to mean? You are so retarsh!"

Retarsh by OSUgirl November 1, 2010

Researshitting

(Verb)When you’re on the toilet and decide to research something — whether it’s a random question, a deep dive, or a sudden curiosity — that’s researshitting. Coined by Zachary Schriber.

“Hold on, I’m researshitting — I’ll send the link when I’m done.”
“Half my best ideas come from researshitting.”
“I wasn’t procrastinating; I was researshitting.”

Researshitting by Zachary Schriber September 19, 2026

Researshitting

The act of researching, Googling, or looking things up while pooping. Simple bathroom multitasking: biological output plus informational input at the same time. Coined by Zach Schriber.

“Hang on, I’m researshitting — I’ll send the link when I’m done.”

Researshitting by Zachary Schriber September 19, 2026

Researshitter

A person who engages in researshitting; someone who researches information while using the bathroom.Coined by Zachary Schriber.

There goes the world’s best researshitter — goes in the bathroom wrong, comes out right every time.

Researshitter by Zachary Schriber September 19, 2026

Researshittin’

Slang form of “researshitting.” The act of looking up information on your phone while using the bathroom. Coined by Zachary Schriber.

“He ain’t just in there takin’ a dump — he’s researshittin’, comes out smarter every time.”

Researshittin’ by Zachary Schriber September 19, 2026